MAR-A-LAGO — In what historians may one day record as “Operation Epic Fury and the Art of Strategic Face-palm,” President Donald J. Trump has apparently decided that war with Iran is the best way to launch his long-touted regime-change renaissance idea — which he once described as “something like plucking weeds from a garden, except the weeds have ballistic missiles.” In a weekend announcement that fully flipped his earlier “no foreign wars!” campaign — or maybe just didn’t read it — Trump revealed that the U.S. and Israel had launched an extensive strike campaign on Iran, targeting leadership, missile sites, and a few things the average American can’t pronounce. The president proudly declared that Iran’s Supreme Leader had been killed and that this action would somehow lead to a peaceful new order (and possibly better golf weather in Tehran). “This is not reckless foreign entanglement,” Trump said from the comfort of Mar-a-Lago, surrounded by beach chairs and a golf cart that h...
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