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@RealPatriot1776 🇺🇸
LOCK HIM UP! Obama committed TREASON for the Russia, Russia, Russia Super Hoax! #GitmoForBarack #SmoothieGate

@LibtocracyNow
Trump groomed an entire generation on Epstein’s island while filing bankruptcy on his morality. #PerpWalk45-47 #MarALockedUp

@KarenWithaK_
Fauci created COVID in his garage with Bill Gates and George Soros so he could inject freedom-loving patriots with 5G tracking devices. LOCK. HIM. UP. #GainOfFunctionMyAss

@BLM_Antifa_CEO
Matt Gaetz trafficked more underage girls than a high school field trip bus. And somehow, he’s still the conservatives' preferred AG. #GaetzOfHell

@DeplorableButHoly
Joe Biden didn’t sign that bill. His Autopen did. Which means Kamala was president. Which means Satan won. #FakePresident #AutopenGate

@TheWokeLeftist
Pete Hegseth once hit a woman and a camera with the same swing. That’s talent. Too bad it’s also felony assault. #FoxNewsFists

@BenghaziMom69
Hillary Clinton took a breath during Benghazi. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. #HillaryForPrison #SheInhaled

@TriggeredMillennial
Trump: Sex crimes. Gaetz: More sex crimes. Rudy: Crime cosplay. Hegseth: Testosterone and unresolved trauma. All cellmates soon. #OrangeIsTheNewGOP

@JesusWouldVoteGOP
Obama, Fauci, Biden, Hillary—all enemies of the state. Trump is God’s chosen vessel, even if he cheats on all three wives and the IRS. #Trumpointed

@AOCsBurnerPhone
The GOP is basically a RICO case with an NRA bumper sticker. #ProLifeExceptForTheLiving

@UnvaxxedAndProud
You want to lock up Trump for “pedophilia,” but not Fauci for genociding grandmas with spike proteins?? The hypocrisy is BLINDING. #PfizerNuremberg

@RealFactsHurting
BREAKING: Republican Party calls for mass incarceration of all Democrats. Democrats respond by indicting all Republicans. America now consists of two angry mobs and no government. #JustVibes

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