(Who Is, Admittedly, Getting Absolutely Smoked by Joe Biden's Deportation Numbers, But That's Not the Point) I have had it up to here with these weeny-whiny Trump haters. The constant attacks. The protests. The so-called "outrage." In what kind of country is a citizen permitted to criticize the President of the United States ? Not mine, I'll tell you that much. We didn't fight a revolution against a king just so that people could go around saying mean things about the man currently spending one hundred and seventy billion dollars to do slightly less than the last guy did for free. Let me lay out the facts for these snowflakes, because the facts speak for themselves. Under Obama: five million deported. No riots. Under Biden: four-plus million. No riots. Under our President, in his glorious second term: a brisk pace that has him on track to trail both of them by a country mile — and suddenly there are demonstrations in the streets! It's a coordinated smear...
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